Friday, November 19, 2010
need some humour?
step right into my office...
the man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. - Mrs. White, (Clue 1985)
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
I could've eaten 'Alphabits' and crapped out a better essay!
Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin
"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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