Monday, October 25, 2010
Frequently-Asked, Stupid Questions about Bloo, my imaginary friend,
by Jack, my
dumb classmate
[and some stupid answers, i couldn't resist]:
Q: Does Bloo have eyes?
A: Yes.
Q:How many?
Q: Does Bloo pick his own nose?
A: No it picks itself.
Q: Who was Bloo's maker?
A: Apple Inc.
Q: What's his full name?
A: Bloo.
Q: Surname?
A: Loo
Q: What colour is Bloo?
A: Pink.
Q: What kind of berries does he eat?
A: Only strawberries. Earth forbid he turn BLUE.
Q: What kind of Pepsi does he drink?
A: *pause* there's Blue PEPSI??
Q: Does he poop?
A: No.
Q: He doesn't poop?
A: No.
Q: Does he eat?
A: Yes.
Q: More than you?
A: =.=
Q: Does he laugh like you?
A: No.
Q: How does he laugh then?
A: *whispers to Bloo* go on, laugh! *no sound*
Q: Does he have an STD?
A: No.
Q: Is he fat?
A: No. He looks like a door.
Q: Have you dropped him before?
A: Nope. He walks everywhere. Sometimes flies. But not swim. He cannot swim.
Q: Why not??
A: He's a sponge. =.=
oh. just so you know, the picture is of Bloo. teehee
9:00 PM
