Tuesday, September 07, 2010
ps mark gungor is AWESOMEEEEEE!!
these are some things he said abt marriage and couples that i remember very well (paraphrased of course lol)...
words/actions that mean different things to a husband and a wife:
- 5 minutes.
man: logically, FIVE minutes.
woman: indefinite period of time.
- nothin'
man: NOTHING.
woman: oh hooo. that's something right there.
- (sigh)
man: act of contentment and happiness
woman: a sign that u did smtg stupid.
- go ahead
man: means exactly what it is.
woman: the clue for u to start explaining the stupid thing that u just did.
cause if u don't, she'll give u a (sigh). and then u will get into a dumb argument over nothing.
and ho, ho the husband wont be having sex for the next 5 minutes.
u can probably guess how much i laughed at that part.
was tempted to roll on the floor
but then my mummy would have (sighed) at me. lol
11:29 PM