yes yes i know.
i havent updated for eons.
haha sorry darlings
got grounded for a week
then the beloved brother took his com away
meaning i got stuck with my dad's ancient thing
lol.

anyway...
this is gonna be real loooooooooong.
juz cause...i'm happy.
hahah
so
sit back
check for beetles under your bum
and put on a silly smile
cause...I WANT YOU TO.
*grins like goofy idiot*

- CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!
yes i love cny.
you gotta be seriously retarded if u dont love it
unless...something bad happened
then i totally sympathise
but mine this year
was normal.
meaning
illegal fireworks
illegal drinking
and
illegal food.
haha. all on cny eve.
seriously, my family's recipes should be made illegal
cause damn
they could send you to heaven in no time.

first day, woke up, went great aunt's house
ate food (DUH.)
claimed angpaus
scoped hot guys
(not my cousins!! that's gross)
and then left for uncle's house
ate somemore
sat in the air con watching movies with sharon
saw JEREMY
and his short, short hair.
well darn...he looks younger.
lol.
caleb was there too

then went home
went to sleep
(no i didnt bathe yet. yes i'm disgustingly unhygenic. sucks to be you)
woke up
BATHED
then hurried off to another uncle's house
(can you blame my grandparents for being so...active?
really, it's not like there was much entertainment during their time)
ate kiam chai tng
popiah
drank red wine and f&n orange mixed
gross.
dont ever try it
unless your name is judson.
haha. met up with even more cousins
(what's this; world domination?)
and their hot HOT friends (tee hee hee)
it's a conspiracy i tell you
can see
but can't have!
as you can see, i kinda sound...retarded now.

MOVING ON.
2nd day woke up early
9.30 a.m.
do you know how freaking early that is???
ok now my melodrama has escaped
you guys can breathe easier.
if you have no idea what i'm talking abt,
welcome aboard; neither do i.
anyway
went all the way to alor setar
to my grandpa's house
met with all the little kiddies
and unmarried uncles
WHO I HAVE YET TO CLAIM ANGPAUS FROM
lol.
once everyone decided they were hungry
(and joyce had sufficiently been tortured by the pangs of hunger enough)
we all left for a restaurant nearby
the food ok ok la.
haha
after park royal food
everything else is bland cereal
withOUT sugar.
damn. that is the purest form of torture.
no sugar.
can you imagine a world
where everthing is NOT SWEET?
i mean...
darn. i wouldnt even be alive
and that just stops the world life cycle.
everyone would just die off
cause they couldnt see my face.
i mean, diabetes is just overrated stuff
created by stuffy old nannies
with no life
and no SUGAR.
no wonder.

err...right. back to my main point:
went to the restaurant.
there werent much ppl there when we arrived
around 2 or 3 families
but when we left
it was like jungle trekking
only the forest doesnt smell that...bad.
lol. juz kiddin.
i remembered texting justin
asking him where he was
cause i know his grandparents lived in alor setar too
turns out
they're the next taman away.
interesting huh?
his mom called us to visit
but so paiseh
so didnt go in the end. darn.
might've gotten somemore of those red goodies.
mm hmm.
went home
slept
went out at night
to eat dinner. sad i know. =)

third day morning, had vocal class.
i know
weird right.
but i love singing. dont worry. =)
anyway i had a performance on sun
for the new world park's valentine night
or something like that.
so muz prac.
then when i came back
started getting ready
cause my parents' had open house
cooked like mad
washed like mad
of course
me being me,
i only juz helped to eat like mad.
lotsa ppl came over
but i left early and went to stay in sharon's house yay!
cause i wanted to see jeremy =)
that night
went uncle thean khee's house
guess wat?
jeremy wasnt there!
aww. haha. anyway
sat down listened to the adults crack bad dirty jokes
(bad as in they had horrible dirty-joke-cracking skills)
and generally be drunk
finally decided to go walk walk with sharon
downstairs
then around 10 something
they came back.
just as i was leaving!!!
lol. we begged uncle chong leang to stay awhile
and he said ok.
so we got to talk to jeremy
but not much
cause the mushbrain liked talking to his friends more
ish.
haha. whatever la.

4th day, went to church
then came home
apparently got visitors
so we unveiled our superpowers
and cleaned the house in 5 minutes.
awesome right?
like, i know!
haha. swt.
my mom juz did everything
and i closed my room door
to prevent our visitors from
...ahem, risks of heart attacks
and whatever crappy vascular diseases in my bio book.
wehn they left
i went to sleep
i mean. DUH. what else you want me to do?
=)
night time
left for new world park
first time there. YES.
(don't just stare at the screen. i'm not in it.)
the performance was to start at 8.
but...need i really mention what country we live in?
i waited till abt 10 like that for my turn
and lemme tell you
i was nervous like wat only.
there were kid singers
lousy singers (hehe)
and A damn good singer.
really. i think she's lara's friend
lara being the girl that yan and sharon know yes.
she was good.
and i was after her!
darn. haha.
i think i did pretty well.
dunno la.
went for dinner after that.
can you imagine me waiting so long without dinner?
its a divine miracle i know

- exams!
yes this is only my 2nd topic.
haha. sorry. bear with me kayz?
anywayz
exams sucked.
THE END of this lunatic's entertaining ramble.
(admit it, you love me *mwah!*)