Friday, May 25, 2007
well u know wat? the holidays are here! haha. so me being my bored self decided to post funny quotes that i randomly spew when im bored (like now)...
1. Why are peas in pods?
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The dodos mutated into plants instead of extinct-ifying, and then the peas of that plant were cold in the winter so they grew pods, and then they were too hot in the summer so they were able to split open and- err, what are we talking about again?
2. Arghh! i'll remove your spleen with my spoon! lethal! beware of crazed maniac!
3. How many Joyces does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- None. she's already screwed.
4. Apparently stars aren't just blind, they're DEAF as well.
5. Out of the abundance of the heart, the HAND WRITES.
6. "Baby, come back to meeee..." Can anyone say EWW? Paedophile...
7. To the left, to the left...everything not your right is definately your left...
4:43 PM